Steven Seagal Movies
Movies, Television | By The Top 13 on December 2, 2009
Tonight, we meet Steven Seagal the reality star, when A&E premieres Steven Seagal Lawman, which follows the former action star in his current job as a deputy sheriff with the Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office in Louisiana. Of course, before Seagal was locking up real criminals, he was breaking arms and capping bad guys on the big screen, where his movies have grossed more than $2 billion worldwide. Enjoying Seagal's movies was always like being in on an inside joke. So as Seagal makes his return to the spotlight on the small screen, The Top 13 counts down his best films.
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Hard to Kill1990 |
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Under Siege1992 |
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Marked for Death1990 |
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Above the Law1988 |
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Out for Justice1991 |
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Fire Down Below1997 |
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Under Siege 2: Dark Territory1995 |
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Exit Wounds2001 |
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Executive Decision1996 |
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Half Past Dead2002 |
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The Glimmer Man1996 |
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On Deadly Ground1994 |
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The Onion Movie2008 |
ajay ★★
I love generic movie titles.
10:59 AM Dec 02, 2009
david ★
I enjoy his movies. Looking forward to seeing his show on A&E.
11:01 AM Dec 02, 2009
zircona1 ★
Which one has the ending where Seagal kicks some guy in the nuts, he falls over saying "ow...my balls" and then Seagal's dog takes a piss on the guy?
11:20 AM Dec 02, 2009
brian ★
That's Out for Justice. The guy throws the puppy out of his car, which has the following bumper sticker: "Kill 'em all, let God sort them out."
11:27 AM Dec 02, 2009
eeezoe ★
Exit Wounds was a great flick - long live Seagal!
11:25 AM Dec 02, 2009
holmessss ★
Is it awesome or sad that I have seen all of these but the Onion Movie. I would like to point out a few great things about these movies: 1) the names - Casey Ryback, Mason Storm, Nico Toscani. Awesome. 2) On Deadly Ground features my fave Segal scene in which he gives someone a moral lesson (he says "what does it take to know the measure of a man" or something like that) while playing a handslap game with a thug in a bar in which everytime the man flinches Segal punches him in the face. As ridiculous as it sounds. 3)Someone actually makes a Nico Toscani action figure I bought as a gift once. Just FYI. 4) I still love to exclaim "Casey Ryback's on that boat/train/substitute any mode of transport!" Love this list!
12:16 PM Dec 02, 2009
ajay ★★
It is sad that I have only seen the Onion Movie.
1:23 PM Dec 02, 2009
KungFuJay ★★
I can't wait for the Jean Claude Van Damme list - Bloodsport FTW.
11:03 AM Dec 03, 2009
TheTop13 ★
In due time, KungFuJay.
11:43 AM Dec 03, 2009
tloveisready ★★
LIONHEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART
1:51 PM Dec 03, 2009
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tloveisready ★★
Oof
10:52 AM Dec 02, 2009